lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

anondracomalfoy:

Book Ginny: Oh, you didn’t think anyone would understand, did you? What about me, the girl who was possessed by Voldemort? Tough freakin’ shit, Harry, now lemme go kick your rear in Quidditch.

Movie Ginny: *stares at Harry as eyes widen* *awkwardly kisses Harry* do u want some mini pies Harry.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*


That’s five now! That’s five times you’ve called me pipsqueak! Twice here, and three times in the laboratory!

That’s five now! That’s five times you’ve called me pipsqueak! Twice here, and three times in the laboratory!

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

xprofessor:

idk who made this but this is funny as fuck lol

xprofessor:

idk who made this but this is funny as fuck lol

  • Most girls on first day of school: -walks around school, finds old friends, gets new class list-
  • Me on first day of school: -stumbles into random music room, breaks expensive vase, accidentally joins a host club-
  • what-the-hecky-heck:

tacthejoker:

what-the-hecky-heck:

tacthejoker:

suicunesrider:

what-the-hecky-heck:

I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

twas foretold

It’s still a dumb book. Save for the first two and last two chapters. The rest of the book can take a flying leap. Make the shark a footnote in the damn story? Fuck you.

Don’t be fucking rude

I wasn’t being rude to you, I was being rude to Peter Benchley. The man wrote a terrible book. Gonna name a book ‘Jaws’ and say it’s about a shark attacking swimmers of a coastal town and all he does is write about the fucking mafia? No. Terrible book. Terrible terrible terrible book.

Don’t be fucking rude

    what-the-hecky-heck:

    tacthejoker:

    what-the-hecky-heck:

    tacthejoker:

    suicunesrider:

    what-the-hecky-heck:

    I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.

    twas foretold

    It’s still a dumb book. Save for the first two and last two chapters. The rest of the book can take a flying leap. Make the shark a footnote in the damn story? Fuck you.

    Don’t be fucking rude

    I wasn’t being rude to you, I was being rude to Peter Benchley. The man wrote a terrible book. Gonna name a book ‘Jaws’ and say it’s about a shark attacking swimmers of a coastal town and all he does is write about the fucking mafia? No. Terrible book. Terrible terrible terrible book.

    Don’t be fucking rude