swerveycorps:

sassyqueenhistoria:

swerveycorps:

swerveycorps:

what do you call your older brother who likes ponies

bronii-chan

stop

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lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

lawebloca:

The salmon send their best assassin

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

shadowsorella:

ITS TIME FOR SCHOOL GET THE FUCK UP

anondracomalfoy:

Book Ginny: Oh, you didn’t think anyone would understand, did you? What about me, the girl who was possessed by Voldemort? Tough freakin’ shit, Harry, now lemme go kick your rear in Quidditch.

Movie Ginny: *stares at Harry as eyes widen* *awkwardly kisses Harry* do u want some mini pies Harry.

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*


That’s five now! That’s five times you’ve called me pipsqueak! Twice here, and three times in the laboratory!

That’s five now! That’s five times you’ve called me pipsqueak! Twice here, and three times in the laboratory!

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field

thirdeyeblindjumper:

swat team training for when they encounter sonic the hedgehog in the field